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BREAKING: TIME Magazine have just announced the Person of The Year 2025, the first winner to be handed the prize early since the award's inception in 1927. An official spokesperson said: "Why wait until December when everybody already knows?"

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This man's aura is simply incredible. Those closest to him feed off his aura while the other half contribute nothing.

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Newcastle DJ playing Humble by Kendrick Lamar at FT. Games back.

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Leaked footage of Howard Webb attending David Coote's party

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Mood in England right now

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