How many of y'all still drink milk 🥛 everyday?

I'm almost 18 and I still drink milk everyday 🥛😋, and I'm never gonna stop drinking it even when I reach 90 years of age. It's the best drink ever , it's hydrating and has almost all the vitamins that you need ( except vitamin C). My friends tell me to grow up and to drink chai like an adult cuz I'm not a baby anymore but I hate the taste of chai, it's so bitter and even if you put sugar in it, it just tastes weird. Milk tastes so good plain, warm or chilled. It's also so healthy for you, I drink 1-2 litres of milk everyday and once I get a job I'm gonna drink 3 litres of milk everyday. I don't care if it will cause kidney stones. I will still drink milk 🥛 everyday 😋😛. Even on my wedding day, the birth of my children or at my funeral, I will drink milk at any occasion.

Btw oat milk, almond milk and coconut milk aren't real milk, they are just nut water. Real milk comes from mammals. I always wonder why I'm so addicted to milk but then I remember that I was breastfed by my mom until I was 5 years old. But then one day my mom asked me " you should ask your school friends if they still drink milk from their mothers, if you are too embarrassed to ask that then maybe you should quit getting breastfed by me" and that was the day I realised that I need to stop drinking from my mother and finally lock in but I still love milk to this day.

I'm gonna get addicted to milk instead of alcohol when I grow up and then I will beat my husband after getting drunk on milk 🍼😛 /s

So yeah fuck chai, I'm milkpaglu.